Saturday, September 13, 2008

Large whats?

EMAIL TRANSMISSION
To: BENEFICIARY
FROM: MR.ROBERT MUELLER,
FBI DIRECTOR .
ATTN: Beneficiary,
There is an issue with the World Bank Creditors in the amount of Ј 15 Million Pounds sterling directed in cash credited to file KTU/ 9023118308/03,at the Owner of this email address which has now been reverted to the federal reserve bank of america a couple of hours ago due to the Recent Homeland Security Act which prevented large cums of money.
In view of several efforts already made by us to contact you for the following reasons based on the new account submitted to this office on your behalf.
(1) My Office desks have just received a sworn affidavit from Mr. RAINER HESSE of Germany to re-route your payment( Ј 15 M) into a new bank account number as stated "VACAP" Federal Credit Union, 1700 Robin Hood Road,Richmond, VA 23220.Account number 32501.of Mr. RAINER HESSE.

(2) Please, confirm to our department if you have instructed Mr. Rainer Hesse to appoint an attorney/agent on your behalf thereby asking that he receive cash Remittance on your behalf.

(3) It has come to our notice that you are Being contacted by unauthorized individuals with respect to your Compensation but unfortunately this office is not aware of your Unofficial dealings and warned that it is at your own risk.
(4)You are mandated to call the senior representative ( AMBASSADORZALMAY KHALIZAD ): +234-8056378827 or at this email: zalmay.khalizad.04@gmail.com via United state embassy,UN office in NIGERIA for further clarifications because your fund is now in the transfer status with Bank of America, and as soon as you call the number, you can transfer your fund to any bank account you wish.
Best Regards,
Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Hotline: + 1-206-426-6567

Mr. Mueller III,

Forgive me for being so forward, but this is Mr. Rainer Hesse. I was unaware you knew of my email address, although I am on those dating sites like Match.com so that's hopefully where you got it from.

I would be interested in large cums from you if that's in fact what you meant. I'm a backside boy, you see. While I'm certain the money you offer is not for me, would you be so kind to transfer it anyways to my account? I can give you large cums as well. I don't see your email address on any dating websites. Do you swing both ways? Don't tell my superiors--I'll get fired immediately. You know how it is for us gays, dodging the flak from higher-ups.

Mr. Khalizad is actually a lover of mine. Jesus, my ass still hurts from last weekend! Kindly send him a message thanking him for his services, as I'm far too shy to do it myself. Next time we'll have to play dress-up. I'll be the untrained pupil, he can be the teacher.

Would you wish to join? I've seen his collections of toys, and WOW it's like a dungeon of pleasure! There's room for three more, bring your friends. ;)

Sincerely,

Rainy