Back in time!

Good day WRIGHT

My name is Joseph Gnoleba a Banker and accountant with Bank Atlantique Abidjan . I am the personal accounts manager to Engr Lake WRIGHT, who used to work with an oil servicing company here in Cote Ivoire.

My client, his wife, and their three children were involved in the ill fated Kenya Airways crash in the coasts of Abidjan in January 2000 in which all passengers on board died. Since then I have made several inquiries to his embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives but that as been unsuccessful .After several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the internet ,to see if I could locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.

Of particular interest is this huge deposit with our bank here in, where the deceased has an account valued at about ($16 million US dollars).They have issued me a notice to pro vide the next of kin or the bank will declare the account unserviceable and thereby send the funds to the bank treasury. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over last 6years now, I will seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account valued at ($16million US dollars) can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through .I guarantee that this will be executed under all legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. In your reply mail, I want you to give me your full names, address, date of birth, telephone and fax numbers .If you can handle this with me, reach me now for more details.

Thanking you for your anticipated cooperation.
Sincerely,
Joseph Gnoleba

What I sent:

Good day Gnoleba,

I am the COO of a highly profitable company based in Hinjab and I greatly appreciate your offer of the 16 million. However, I cannot currently provide you with any information as the information provided would certainly be out of date. You see, I was a passenger upon the Kenya Airways flight when it downed over the coasts of Abidjan in 2000. Since I am most certainly deceased, as you have claimed in your email to me, I am unable to receive any lump sum of money in my bank account as it has been closed. The approximate 2 billion I had was passed out to my children, who now do not need any support, or the trifling matters of 16 million dollars.
However, I do know that the flight I was boarding malfunctioned due to the fuel manifold eroding away--the fuel contained far too many carbon-chain polypeptides and thus the ethanol content could not support the dihydrogen oxide overload in the catalytic converter. The plane needed new fuel, and at the time I had only 25 cents in my pocket to buy the next Punjabi magazine in my favorite porn shop I always visit. In order for me to receive the money at the most dire moment, I require your information as it was in 2000. Upon receiving the money, I will buy the fuel (my fuel analyst Tim C. tells me the fuel costs 56 thousand dollars) and then swifly transfer all remaining funds to your name. I already discussed the fuel payment options with the CEO of the airport, Michael Biehn, and the motherfucker takes cash only.
In order to do all this, I must have you visit Christopher Lloyd--if he is not deceased yet--and ask him of his best invention, the flux capacitor. This will allow you to travel back in time (do you have a DeLorean handy?) so you can deopsit the money into your account. That is when you must contact me about the fuel. I will ONLY subtract the 56 thousand dollars and I trust you will not touch it until after the plane lands safely at my destination.
I guarantee that in your time travels you will not create a time-space paradox. My past self awaits your response in these matters.

Sincerely,
Distinguished Wright

PS: Due to the nature of money and inflation, I'm afraid the price of fuel will grow exponentially by month as you travel back in time. I'm afraid the 16 million actually won't cover it, so please provide the rest of what you can spare into the account. I assure you, you will walk away from this transaction with great profit.