Friday, August 22, 2008

Crackwhores Anonymous

Dear Friend

In search of a Trustee.

Its me Mrs Rosemary King, i want to donate what I have to the needy.
You Could be surprised why i picked you. But someone has to do it. I am
old and living with HIV AIDS AND CANCER. I have been touched to donate from what I have
inherited from my late husband to charity through you for the good work
of humanity, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband's hard
earned funds inappropriately.

I hope to be fogiven for all my sins and I believe he has, because He
is merciful. I have been living with HIV AIDS for years. and i know that
the disease has no cure therefore i will surely die. I have made up my
mind to give out (Fifteen million united state dollars) towards the fight against
HIV AIDS and CANCER, and other human related diseases. I want this to be done
through you. Part of the money would also be used to help the motherless,
less privileged and also for the assistance of the widows. Presently, i
can not answer calls due to the fact that my relatives are around me and
I have been restricted by my doctor from taking telephone calls
because I deserve all the rest I can get.

Presently,I have informed my lawyer about my decision in donating the
funds. I wish you all the best, and please use the money well and always
extend the good work to others. If you are able to carry out this
task,i will inform my legal adviser so that he can arrange the release of
the funds to you. I know i have never met you but my mind tells me to do
this,and I hope you act sincerely.I will pay you a handsome amount of
this money if you will assist me because I am now weak to do things
myself because of my HIV AIDS.

Kindly reply me on my private email:(rosekingmyking@yahoo.com.hk)

NB: I will appreciate your utmost secrecy in this matter until the task
is carried out,as I don't want anything that will halter this my last
wish Love,


Mrs Rosemary King.

Mrs. Rosemary--

I'm sorry to hear that you can't pick up your phone and dial a couple of numbers, but I am glad to hear you can sit on your computer, find the time to find someone random in the world (especially ME! lol), and then type this email I have most graciously received.

I have seen a lot of your kind, the ones barely hanging on to life, suffering from limb-to-limb from flesh-eating STDs. My only wish is that you kind of people can be the example Africa and the rest of the world needs to stop anal sex from happening. Since anal sex is one of the leading causes of sharing STDs, I'm sure this probably happened to you. Were you reluctant at first to let your lover stick it in the pooper? Mine is exit only.

Or perhaps you were around the block far too many times? Yes, I know a few little girls that were like that. They never closed their legs, the whores. But I'm sure your case was different sweetie. I'm glad you're giving all your late husband's money to me so I can start bringing in the crackwhores, meth-heads, prostitues, and fuckbunnies and show them what real lives they can have after you die.

Where has the cancer spread to? Let's hope that the cancer eats away the HIV AIDS and then disappears. I know that in my heart you will find God one way or another because he meant you to have both AIDS and cancer, just like you meant me to have the money. I am not surprised to have this great bounty disposed of upon me. From this day forth, I'm going to clean up the streets starting with the first penny of your death money.

Go with God,

A former crackwhore

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