FEDEX COURIER COMPANY
No 12 Air Port Road, Benin City.
West Africa Nigeria,
Telephone: +234 80 67 5721 04
Telephone: +234 80 67 5721 04

Good Day.

I am Mrs. Kate Hood Of the Fedex Courier Company,I have a Confirmable
BankDraft of $1,000.000.00 (One Million United States Dollars), that i
deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE,West Africa,I travelled out
of the country for my hollidays and I will not reture back untill the end
of October.

I want you to try all your best and contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as
soon as possible to know when you will get this package to you because of
the expiring date.For your information, I have paid for the security
Keeping Fee,Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque
showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attackin
your Country.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver your
Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is $100.00 USD only
Delivery Charge Fee of the Courier Company so far.Again,don't be deceived
by any person to pay any other money except $100.00 USD Dollars you are to
pay the Delivering Charge .I would have paid that but they said no because
they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You
have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your
Draft with this below  information.

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Contact Person: Mr. Barin White
Email Address:  fedex_barinwhite@yahoo.com.hk
Telephone: +234 80 67 5721 04
Telephone: +234 80 67 5721 04
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Lastly, You are advice to send the below information to the Courier Company:

Your Full Name:......................
Your Sex:............................
Postal address:......................
Direct telephone number:.............

Do send it to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them
to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over
there and know when it will get to your address.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Kate Hood.

Response:

Fuckin GOOD!  I don want no terrorist attackin my fuckin country.  This is US of A
and we're united under GOD HIMSELF prasie the baby Lord Jesus.

100 bucks?  Shit i need to get on down to the sperm bank and shoot off a few rounds.  I
hope they have the good porn this time, last time I went they gave me Colon Cowboys an I
didn't shoot shit cause it was some sorta Brokeback bullshit that I aint into. 
That movie had purty horses in it though.  

I prolly gotta sell the kids too.  A million bucks?  Shit I'd give em up for 100 to get that.
Maybe i'll give out some blood too, i've been hiding from dem fuckin collections folk they
keep callin me and even one time one showed up on the porch, so Bubba (he's the 10 year old)
grabbed the shotgun an made him remember who the Lord was praise the baby lord Jesus Christ
Almighty who will SMITE the fuckers who dare touch my holy porch!

I have a question though, if the money came from Nigeria...did you clean it?  I mean...it
weren't tainted by the hands of the unholy, is it?  Cause if the money been sittin in some
fuckin case in some Nigeria whooperhollin king's house who wears them funny-colored rags all
day, I aint goin near it unless it gets blessed.  It must be blessed.  yes.

Mrs Kate Hood, you have a funny name.  You like hoods? hahahaha I do too, why don't you come
on down to my shack an you can meet my horse, shes real purty, and stay for a drink or two?
Fuck Nigeria an all them hoopin an hollerin zimbabwe dorks, LONG LIVE 9/11 ALL FOR US OF A
LET'S ROLL JIHAD SUCK ON MY DICK!